Thursday, October 06, 2005

Sarah's secret pastime

This is an expose of the pastimes of the beautiful Miss Sarah D.
She seems like such a nice girl.
But I am here to tell you the truth.
I have been secretly following her and photographing her actions.
Notice how sweet and charming she is as she entices this small cat towards her.

As the innocent, unsuspecting cat approaches, she reaches out, but misses the jugular.

Finally she grabs the fragile feline firmly around the neck..... (you may want to look away at this point)

Then she coolly poses for the photo with the traumatised animal still gasping for breath.

"What happened to Harrison?" people ask us.
The truth is too ugly to tell.
Keep her (and us) in your prayers.

6 Comments:

Blogger Johnny Introvert said...

The unconscionable animal cruelty aside :), that is the coolest cat I've ever seen! Like a miniature leopard!

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Lynley Allan said...

I am writing to clear the name and reputation of the tall blonde seen pawing the cat. Sarah has a talent for cat whispering and has "communicated" with my two felines on a number of occasions. They have greatly benefited from these experiences and have had psychological healing from her touch. I fear the writer is eating to much english chocolate and has become delusional.

1:08 AM  
Blogger A.J. said...

If Sarah is a "Cat whisperer" does that mean we can now saddle and ride any cats she has been in contact with?

2:42 AM  
Blogger Adele Richards said...

The fabulous cat is a Bengali, by the way. It was absolutely crazy and lively as the hills. (hills are very lively and dance about all night long when no-one is watching).
If I weren't country-hopping I would def. get one. Oh, except they cost a couple of thousand dollars!!!

2:44 PM  
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